Yes you read that headline correctly.

Along with seemingly losing the release list plot, ‘Sqeenix’ have apparently become lazy in their character development. I know that might seem like blasphemy, but hear me out. I think I have a case.

Don’t believe me? Just look at the new trailer for the evidence.

Vaguely humanoid shape? Check.

Guns? Check.

Lots of identikit bad guys? Check.

Red eyes? Check.

Am I actually going mad here, or has the hype around Killzone 2 come to such a head that I am seeing it in the most ridiculous places?

Please, someone, ANYONE; tell me I’m not going nuts…

*goes back to peeling life jackets under the corrugated iron in the garden*