They are at it again.  Bionic men are popping up all over the place taking jobs away from the hard working non-bionic folk in America.

It started with the noblest of intentions; using his bionic arm to save people (or pets) in need, but his dream did not stop there.  He had his eyes set on something bigger, something more meaningful, something he would be proud to write to his bionic mother about: middle management.

So far we have seen this particular bionic man turn his blue collar in to a white one, apparently it will only be a matter of time until his white collar turns into a red one.

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