Middle Manager Downsized; Bionic Paperboy Spotted
Bad news for bionic corporate America; they have lost one of their own in this state of economic turmoil.Â Depending on whom you ask at his former office, the bionic middle manager was summarily dismissed as part of a strategic downsizing or because of his role in an unfortunate high-five celebration mishap.
Don’t feel too bad for him, our bionic friend has bounced back and found a job already.Â Nothing as cool as a fireman or profitable as a middle manager, but it puts food on his bionic table.Â He’s a paperboy.
Backwards cap? Check.
Ringer t-shirt? Check.
Bike with basket for the papers? Check.
Our bionic paperboy is set to go, what could ever go wrong?