If you’re like us, you probably responded to the news that Tony Hawk’s next skateboarding game would incorporate a real-life skateboarding peripheral with equal amounts of cagey suspicion and head-scratching confusion.

Like, how do you do tricks? Can you make a claim if, while attempting a double kick-flip varial to call-an-ambulance face-plant, you inadvertently send yourself into the coffee table and break three of your ribs? And what if you’re really fat and break the thing? Will the super-rich Mr. Hawk send you another one free of charge? (That’s a no to the last one and it should be noted that the board does come with a weight limit).

Prepare to have all none of your questions answered while watching actual testimony from real people who tried out the fake board on camera.