The Saboteur ships with free boobs
Presenting first-time buyers with the promise of what every young man really wants (boobs), The Saboteur will ship with day one DLC bundled inside the box allowing new purchasers the opportunity to unlock nudity in the game.
Known as “The Midnight Show”, the DLC code will also unlock a new playable area. But who cares about that? Boobs people. Boobs.
We’re a family show here at the ‘tude but, if you’re interested, there’s video evidence available out there on the tubes of just what these bare-chested ladies look like in the game. It’s ok. We’ll wait.
And you’re back. In other The Saboteur news, EA CEO John Riccitiello has promised that, despite very little marketing to support the game and Pandemic now defunct, if people buy The Saboteur, we can expect a sequel.
“We’re hoping they’re going to want Saboteur. I think they will. Then we’ll probably sequel that too.”
The Saboteur comes with a 7 minute mandatory install on the PS3 and a tougher difficulty setting called “Feckin’ hard.” Irish people out there will find that hilarious. The rest of you can just trust us that it’s mildly amusing.